A letter to obama- Adjustability and tolerance

To
The White House,
1600 Pennsylvania
Ave NWWashington,
DC 20500,
United States+1 202-456-1414

Hello president sir,

Attention: MR.BARRACK OBAMA
Subject: Indians tolerance and adjustability.

obama sir,First of all, i congrats you for the president election. you know, these days i had changed my hairstyle like you.. how much will you spend for your haircut?? previously i used to spend Rs.25 sir but after joined in the company am spending Rs.100. yesterday the saloon owner told tat i ll look like george bush if i do an oxygen bleach.. as i didnt took money more than Rs.50 i have no liquidity in my hand but the saloon owner accepted credit sir, even the saloon s running with poor cash flow. By the by sir, hw is te economic position in US? i don know anything about economy, but our company chairman says cash flow and working capital are poor now.

Am sorry sir, i didnt introduced me for a while.. am from the land of tolerance and universal acceptance (sir it was not told by me but by hamara small father Vivekananda in chikago) and add to this am from the land of adjustability too sir. today i was watching the bulb which was fused 6 months back, everytime before shaving i think the bulb holder should be changed but as u know v indians always adjust to situation.. i left as it is.

U know sir, last week my apartment had no water and current for 5 hours but noone complaint .. even u know tat we guys didnt even ask the society for the reason being cut off water.. sir, it doesnt mean tat v r in bad apartment but it s one such gud apartment having 500 rich families in pune.. i understood tat u r thinking of the slumbs situation in India while reading this..

sir, i heard tat u US people got frightened after twin tower attack, but see we indians adjust to the bomb blast and terrorist activities.. sometime bak we do got the earth quake in gujarat sir but the people came to normal life te nxt day of the earth quake.. i heard tat there was an earthquake in losvegas few months bak. is everything k sir?..

sir, i heard tat US is good in innovation, can you pls ask your scientist to find some alternate source for socks?? since everytime its hard for me to wash my socks.. but any how i washed my socks after a month and i completed that saga yesterday sir. v even adjust to live without washing our socks sir.

Sir, you know that the maharastra chief minister's electricity usage is higher than the president usage but CM is cutting the electricity everyday and spoiled our industry growth even at this economic crunch.. sir, how is electricity usage in US?? wenever coming to India, pls bring some candles too sir.. i am sure it ll be usefull to u.

good night sir, i feel sleepy, will catch you tomorrow.

obama sir, good morning, u c today's newspaper,, terrorist attack..

Ofcourse mumbai people are already adjust to mumbai train attacks but this time they attacked south mumbai.. sir, its my pleasure to explain abt south mumbai where i lived for 4 months by te grace of our MD(he is american like u), south mumbai is place for rich people and u can also see servants even for the rich people's dogs in south mumbai.. sir, as i understood u r te symbol of race demolition in US but in south mumbai there is lot of difference between rich and poor. the difference starts from lift itself, all apartments have 2 kind of lifts sir. one for servant and another for rich belly people. after i saw this difference i used to walk in steps to my fifth floor office in nariman point sir but i couldnt do incase of my apartment. since it was in 32nd floor. these rich people are having honda and mercedes sir, the milege is 3-5km and they are adding the energy consumption to India.. they never bothered abt people around them sir all they want is their life. but this servants they never complained abt the difference between the rich and poor , they never does any revolution sir, they don know abt revolts against racism in US or french revolution or czar revolution in russia .. the servants are like dogs sir, even if you kick their ass they will come and rotate ur legs sir..

sir, few times i stayed in tat Oberai hotel (original name is trident sir) but evrytime wen i enter the lobby they ll question me sir.. the security will ask lot of question, eventhough i stayed there.. but i never question him sir because i adjust to it sir.. i was told by someone not to over react sir.. but u see now, they allowed terrorist.. always indians are judging people with face value sir..

sir, u know most of the americans r used 2 stay in trident and taj sir, today its under terrorist attack.. sir, will you send ur army to attack these terrorist in India? sir, will you attack pakistan?? sir, next time when you go to pakistan say my regards to my old frnd musharraf but v wont attack pakistan sir because v adjust to terrorism and we dont know the value of life yet here..

sir the taj hotel was builted on 1930's.. first time wen i gone to tat bar i met anil ambani there.. all rich people used to come there.. this terrorist all having extremly good brain sir like u americans.. sir I have a personal question, did america trained this terrorist(bin laden) ppl??..

sir sorry for te discontinuty, i gone to get my US visa application photo but u know they told me to come after an hour. I took te photo in the morning but he didnt developed te photo yet. wat u will do in US sir?? will you kick his ass because he didnt developed the foto after 12 hours.. but still v are from india and we are adjust to it.. again sir, tat photo wala(these days i learnt hindi little) told tat he is late because of electricity cut,.. its not the problem of indians but it s in our genes sir,..

thanks for reading my letter. let me know how you americans are tackling adjustability sir. am not crying because god didnt gave energy to fight with this tolerance and mistakes around me and am not crying for the level of adjustability we have sir? sir, if am alive today am happy sir and we indians don bother abt anything else? sir am not crying for the people who dont know about the french revolution?? do u believe in Super man?? is superman born out of pressure or from genes itself sir??.. for your information India never invaded any country historically sir.. i admit we are shameless creatures were anyone can attack us but we will lead our life as it is sir.. sir once i saw a book on Idiot hindusim but i didnt do anything.. sir wat will happen if someone writes on Idiot christianity or idiot muslims?? will you invade their countries sir??

Thanking you

Yours obediently/sincerely

Ashok kumar (man who don have dare to go against adjustability)